I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
