Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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