how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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