Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Shame - the story of my life.
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