I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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