youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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