She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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