You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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