Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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