Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
