im gay
i know
yea but for you.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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