I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
