There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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