Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
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