fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Actions speak louder than pants.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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