Do vagina's smell?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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