I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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