pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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