Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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