Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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