I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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