i may or may not be watching the land before time
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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