Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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