3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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