Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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