the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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