So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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