Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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