Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Boobs are out for the taking
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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