have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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