Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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