when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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