She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Ladies don't puke and tell
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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