i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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