I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
