you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
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