ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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