The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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