you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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