Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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