Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
how drunk are you?
Several
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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