Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
