I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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