How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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