Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Randomize