i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
false alarm, still single
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