considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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