Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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