The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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