new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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