white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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