Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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