So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
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