I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
