Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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