you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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