just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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